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   oooo    (c) Sinclair Research 1982
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 : *BEEP!* It's me, MayBot your robot  e
 0 Prime Minister. I was brought       _
 : online to run the country, but I    e
 0 can only rune one instruction at a  _
 : time because I am only capable of   e
 0 running  BASIC from 1982!           _
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 0 I wish I could run other languages, _
 : then I could C how people felt in   e
 0 dire situations, and then tell them _
 : to "go Forth" when I get fed up.    e
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 : Right now, though, it's "Strong and e
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 : I - For without Next, 30:1          e