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 Evening, all. Today I shall relate to
 you the unfortunate events that
 transpired near the butchers.

 I was making my way down Jorick Avenue,
 when the butcher ran out screaming. He
 informed me that he has inadvertently
 sat on his bacon slicer.

 He told me that he had got a little
 behind on his orders. I immediately
 arrested him and charged him with
 wasting police time. He paid his black
 pudding and faggot fines very swiftly.
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