Month: June 2017

The Naming of Craps

By renouned poohet T. O. Ilet The Naming of Craps is a difficult matter, It isn’t just one of your toilety games; You may think at first I’m as mad as a Crapper When I tell you, a Crap must

Incontinent Cat

I have an incontinent Cat in mind, her name is Jennyanyplops; Her coat is of the tabby kind, with skid mark stripes and winnet spots. All day she shits upon the stair or on the steps or on the mat;